That title was a noise I just made to clear my throat. It is now clear, thanks for your concern.
I don't get why we write Xmas as an abbreviation of Christmas.
But surely that's Crossmas? Which sounds like an angry celebration in which people just stand around in a huff.
Also, what's with this whole 'Crimbo' business? It sounds awful.
I'd hate to be a turkey. Poor things.